This is an announcement for all puny Earthlings. I, Nitrous Dioxyde, have come to your pathetic planet to claim it as my own. I am the fastest driver in the universe, and now challenge your best drivers to a race for the future of your world. If I win, your planet becomes a parking lot […]

Life…life is all about seizing opportunity. That’s what it said in the October entry on my Woke Phrase of the Month Calendar, and I’ve been trying to take that to heart ever since. Why, just yesterday I heard a rumbling noise in my car and instead of investigating (which may have closed off that avenue […]