Pshh, sailing isn’t popular anymore…and that’s why i love it. I can’t get into anything popular, obviously. Popular is mainstream, and mainstream is unacceptable, which was particularly annoying recently, and I shall tell you why. I’d been sidling around the edge of boating for quite a while- because I found it to be relevant to […]
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I’ll Keep Writing for the Kids, I Guess
Creative writing is tiring. That’s one thing I wish I knew before I finished uni and got a job in it, like…three days after my final exam. All my other arts graduate friends were partying it up for months on end being unemployed, not having to go into work, living off their parents…and here’s me, […]
Property, not Secret Asssassinations
Like…what if I DON’T want to learn how to kill from the shadows? Have Mum and Dad ever thought of that? I get that yoga is a cool way to stay healthy and develop, like…what is it teacher says? ‘Situational awareness’? That’s when you’re aware of situations. And situations are everywhere, all the time. But […]
Working With Cars Was Actually Okay
Work experience was way more fun than I thought it’d be. When I first heard about it, and then they said that we’d have to write 2000 words on the experience, I basically died right there. I hate writing…give me maths any day. And that’s saying something because I hate maths as well. But now […]
The Pup or the Garden
This is quite the conundrum. Give up the puppy…or give up my garden. What to do, what to do… I love both of those things, you see. I’ve ALWAYS wanted a dog, and now I finally have one, and Gem is the sweetest little thing. She’s a rescue puppy, so a bit of a terror […]
The Thrill of the Play Equipment
I’ve often thought that it would be good for we so-called adults to dedicate more of our focus the the kinds of things we were mad about as children. The exact nature of this stuff, I assume, is different for everyone. Play equipment was my jam. It didn’t matter if it was a garish knot […]
Tree Lopping, Just as Planned
My favourite show is saved, and my favourite professionals are raised high. Everything is going according to my carefully-planned plan, which I planned from the very beginning! I always knew I was going to be able to use my immense wealth for something except fulfilling my every desire and expensive holidays. Nowadays, I mostly just […]
Basically a Family Road Trip?
I’m not usually one to put in overtime, but I might as well use the opportunity. The house is off-limits since we found a rat in the pantry, so now we’ve had to move out. Like, entirely. The pest control people said that it wasn’t necessary, and that they’d be able to deal with it […]
Home Buying: Pure Silliness
Buying a home is something no man should ever have to endure. Or woman…because on this blog, we try to be progressive. No, but really, we as a species should really be aiming to move forward with life and efficiency, and the first step is getting rid of all the red tape. There are buyers […]
Get in the Robot, Shinji!
I do believe that it’s time for Shinji to get in the robot. Such is the central theme of ‘Neo-Men-Assist San-Fran’, which deals with the complex topics of defending the San Francisco area of 2078 from an invasion by alien cyborgs. And of course, this is achieved by way of piloting giant humanoid robots. That’s […]