Oxygen Therapy is Probably the Better Option

I once spent seven days and nights on my knees, chanting in a sacred spell circle to bring forth a wave of frost to counteract the accursed heat-wave of the demon prince. Several of us died in the attempt, and I got a cramp for days. DAYS, afterwards!! Then I happen to be banished to […]

Just Some Tinting

Tinting is such a mystery. I came into the office on Monday and thought things seemed a little bit…off? My cubicle is quite far away from the windows, so I didn’t immediately notice. Then I happened to look around, and I fell right out of my chair, startling Tanika in the cubicle next to mine. […]

Finally, I Can Buy My Boat!

Pshh, sailing isn’t popular anymore…and that’s why i love it. I can’t get into anything popular, obviously. Popular is mainstream, and mainstream is unacceptable, which was particularly annoying recently, and I shall tell you why. I’d been sidling around the edge of boating for quite a while- because I found it to be relevant to […]

I’ll Keep Writing for the Kids, I Guess

Creative writing is tiring. That’s one thing I wish I knew before I finished uni and got a job in it, like…three days after my final exam. All my other arts graduate friends were partying it up for months on end being unemployed, not having to go into work, living off their parents…and here’s me, […]

Property, not Secret Asssassinations

Like…what if I DON’T want to learn how to kill from the shadows? Have Mum and Dad ever thought of that? I get that yoga is a cool way to stay healthy and develop, like…what is it teacher says? ‘Situational awareness’? That’s when you’re aware of situations. And situations are everywhere, all the time. But […]

Working With Cars Was Actually Okay

Work experience was way more fun than I thought it’d be. When I first heard about it, and then they said that we’d have to write 2000 words on the experience, I basically died right there. I hate writing…give me maths any day. And that’s saying something because I hate maths as well. But now […]

The Pup or the Garden

This is quite the conundrum. Give up the puppy…or give up my garden. What to do, what to do… I love both of those things, you see. I’ve ALWAYS wanted a dog, and now I finally have one, and Gem is the sweetest little thing. She’s a rescue puppy, so a bit of a terror […]

The Thrill of the Play Equipment

I’ve often thought that it would be good for we so-called adults to dedicate more of our focus the the kinds of things we were mad about as children. The exact nature of this stuff, I assume, is different for everyone. Play equipment was my jam. It didn’t matter if it was a garish knot […]

Tree Lopping, Just as Planned

My favourite show is saved, and my favourite professionals are raised high. Everything is going according to my carefully-planned plan, which I planned from the very beginning! I always knew I was going to be able to use my immense wealth for something except fulfilling my every desire and expensive holidays. Nowadays, I mostly just […]

Basically a Family Road Trip?

I’m not usually one to put in overtime, but I might as well use the opportunity. The house is off-limits since we found a rat in the pantry, so now we’ve had to move out. Like, entirely. The pest control people said that it wasn’t necessary, and that they’d be able to deal with it […]